doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake, via laughbitches)

DC fans are just angry because 8 Marvel movies come out in-between each Batm- I mean DC movie.

Best youtube comment I’ve ever seen


I’ll stop reblogging this when it becomes irrelevant which will be never. 

(via wishingwhileyouwork)

(Source: zuzuhiddles, via amythedragon)

realfart:

this should be an oil painting

realfart:

this should be an oil painting

(via laughbitches)

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

image

(via thefuuuucomics)

based on Stephen King books

(Source: mrsmerylstreep, via nearlyvintage)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

image

image

(via laughbitches)

do-you-have-a-flag:

THIS IS THE WORST THING I’VE EVER DONE

(via giodyne)

real-jean-ralphio:

my future son

real-jean-ralphio:

my future son

(via laughbitches)

(Source: matafari)

toke-the-smoke:

Date night

toke-the-smoke:

Date night

(Source: saintgermain-xo, via thefrogman)

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

(Source: lule-bell, via stolenfeet)

babygoatsandfriends:

The mythical goaticorn

Via brokenshovels and eltfarms

(via amythedragon)

furything:

my sister got me this ring from a store called earth magic

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